Epic Gotye Parody
May 25, 2012 1 Comment
Doing Something Right
December 7, 2011 6 Comments
The other night, the Newt was expressing some concerns over someone breaking in our house through his bedroom window. I explained to him that I’m here to protect him and that even with a ladder it would be pretty difficult and they would probably try someplace else easier.
“Not if they have a jet-pack.” he replied.
Seeing that his logic was sound, I had to concede that yes, if they had a jet-pack then maybe it was a possibility.
I came home from work last night and when I went to tuck him in, I found him asleep in his bed with his Nerf bat which he had written “Skull Cracker” on with a Sharpie, complete with a little skull. 
So let this be a warning to any jet-pack wearing burglars out there… Newt’s taking care of business.
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Admiration
October 12, 2011 4 Comments
Today was ‘Dress as Someone You Admire’ day at Newt’s school.
I hope Alan is happy.
Overheard at the Gun Counter
April 27, 2011
Customer: I need a box of forty.
Me: .40 Smith & Wesson? No problem.
Customer: No! .40 Ruger.
Me: Right. (I hand him the box.)
Next Customer: You get that a lot?
Me: (Sigh) Yeah…
So Tactical…
April 19, 2011 3 Comments
<Stingray> I’m so tactical I’ve got rails on my hog.
<wrm> I don’t think that’s *quite* what Stingray meant, Sal
