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A haiku ’bout hell
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Go make one up yourself.

No School Like the Old School

The young man was given three choices: get turned over to the police, go one-on-one in a fight with a seasoned war veteran, or be duct-taped to a flagpole for six hours with a sign around his neck identifying his alleged crime: flag burning.

Suspected Flag Burner Pilloried

Taking a Slice Out Of Crime

With the 3- to 5-foot-long weapon in hand, Pontolillo crept toward the noise, police said. When a man inside lunged at him, police said, the confrontation was fatal.

Hopkins Student With Samurai Sword Kills Theft Suspect

MHI Patch Contest Update

They won! Sorta.

Back off man, they’re scientists. Congratulations to the Atomic Nerds. Their patch had the 2nd most votes, and I really liked the patch and the backstory.  Because I’m the writer, I can do whatever I feel like, so I decided that they win too.  It is good to be me.

Thanks everyone who voted.

MHI Patch Contest Bleg

If you haven’t voted yet, please go give the the Atomic Nerds a hand and vote for their entry in the MHI Patch Contest.

Just type “Exite! Chemicus Sum!” in the comments here to cast a vote.

Just do it already!