Happy New Years

I hope this was a good year for everyone and the next even better!

MC Kneebeard

[12:04] <TouchYourNaffy> let it be known that I manufacture the baddest raps, walkin’ into battle raps carryin’ a battle axe. Open mic? Fuck that. I’ll provoke a fight, place your best cards down like its pokernight. You think you know naffy? This fag’s got heart. Tarb’s as toy as a matchbox cart, I’m reppin Melb for props, so you know my shits tops.
[12:04] <TouchYourNaffy> :d
[12:05] <+Salamander> Actually, your raps aren’t that tight. It’s like walking in the pitch black of night, Nothing to see here. You gone flat like old beer. Wipe that grin off your face. You’re a disgrace.
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> FACE AND DISGRACE?
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> LOL?
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> brosef, im 14.
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> And i’m freestyling.
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> You think you are shit?
[12:06] <TouchYourNaffy> Suck my prepubescent testicles.
[12:07] <+Salamander> From the reaction I elicited, It looks like my rap fits; it did.
[12:07] <+Salamander> \o|
[12:07] <+Salamander> |o/
[12:09] <+Salamander> Sit down shorty. This is MY house!

Stage 2 Cold Air Intake Upgrade

I trimmed my nose hairs for the first time last night. I’m pretty sure I’m gettingĀ an extra 5-10hp now.

A Few of My Favorite Things

Some of my favorite things about this Christmas…

1.) Going 2 for 2 in Chiristmas Eve light sabre duels with DD until she struck a fatal blow.

2.) Breakfast casserole.

3.) The Newt saying this was the best Christmas ever.

I hope you all had a great one too!

Merry Christmas Y'All

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